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"I tried to make bread from a cookie recipe. it didn’t work out. Not only did I not get bread, I didn’t even get cookie dough. I didn’t know the B. in B.sugar meant ‘brown’, I thought it was the sugar you put in after the initial sugar. also, instead of 3/4 cup, I just used full cups of everything, and assumed it was the same. I didn’t notice that the recipe didn’t call for yeast, but DID call for more than a cup of sugar. Also, I just assumed the chocolate chips were something to do with the structure of the bread or something. I don’t know. I don’t know what I was thinking. If the label at the top that said ‘cookies’ didn’t give me a hint, why do you think chocolate chips in the recipe would?"
this, is my dickhead friend garrett.